So, while I was waiting to finish downloading tracks to do a remix over on Acid Planet, I decided to read through the contests full rules, legalese and all. That’s when I found this. Even if it’s not the best sentence in the world, the bold part has to be the best phrase:
You hereby grant, sell, transfer, assign and convey to the applicable Publisher, its successors and assigns, all present and future right, title and interest of every kind and nature whatsoever, including, without limitation, all copyrights, all music and music publishing rights, and all rights incidental, subsidiary, ancillary or allied thereto (including, without limitation, all derivative rights) in and to the Contest Submissions for exploitation throughout the universe, in perpetuity, by means of any and all media and devices whether now known or hereafter devised.